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What have we learned from Melbourne over the past three years?
» If you are on a tram and there is a smell, it's not you.
» If you sit on a 96 tram and there is an empty seat opposite you, St. Vincent's Law dictates that either a nut or addict will fill the seat, and insist on interacting with you in some way.
» If you are waiting for a tram, three will go the other way before your tram comes.
» Just like musicians have an inate feeling of what 60bpm is, we know exactly how long 2.2 minutes is without a watch, because that's how long it takes for the hot water to run out.
» Winter lasts until mid-November.
» Tram attendants cannot fine you for not having a ticket. One tram ticket can last from the 2000 Comedy Festival until the 2001 Grand Prix.
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Last updated: 28th October, 2001
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