Privacy Policy
What happens to your email address? First it goes through to the electrified transmogrifying machine to check that you are not a spammer yourself. Then it sits on a dusty shelf for a while, in a padlocked highly securified room in Fort Knox.
On the few occasions that we remember to email out either a newsletter or a competition, little security elves will collect it from the shelf, pack it into an armoured vehicle and transport it to our studio. After it is used to send you highly amusing and very informative pieces of...information...the elves lock it up again and guard it with toothpicks until its services are re-required.
We use the same secure campaign techniques that we use for our clients (remember - the toothpicks). This means your email address is not kept in someone's Outlook address book, waiting to become Spam Viral Fodder. For the Geek Elves among you, the servers the emails are kept on are monitored daily for blacklists, and all emails we have are "double opt-in" addresses - meaning that you only receive emails from us if you have specifically asked for it. Twice.
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